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I made a series for Cracked about an astronaut video chatting with an elementary school class while slowly going insane. It’s called Dispatches from Goddamn Space and if you watched it, thank you! If you haven’t seen it yet and think that might be something you’d enjoy, you can watch all the episodes here (they are very short if that sweetens the deal for anyone). I’m very proud of it and I hope you’ll share it if you like it…or if you hate it. Hate sharing is OK too, though obviously less ideal.

Important Update for Dog Owners and General Update for Curious Friends, AKA "Our Dog Might Be Sick, Could You Please Make It Much Worse?"


So we just found out what the deal is, and I want everyone (specifically friends with dogs) to know about it. Yesterday I posted an adorable photo of our sick puppy Maggie…


She looks so happy, and it’s one of my favorite pictures of her, but it is misleading. She was simply thrilled to see…



So when a TV show’s “we’re pregnant” plotline results in a baby, why does the baby get dumped from all plotlines and scenes like Holly White at the fire station?

THIS WEEK ON UNPOPULAR OPINION: comics Laurie Kilmartin, Jeff May, and Adam Tod Brown get into the Super Bowl, the Grammys, and that one kid on Modern Family who’s regressing every episode.

See these comedians and more LIVE at our stand-up show this Tuesday February 4th at Westside Comedy Theater.

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